What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?